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// ==UserScript==
// @name Old Yin
// @namespace Violentmonkey Scripts
// @description zh-cn
// @match *://*/*
// @grant none
// @version 0.0.1.20171102070125
// ==/UserScript==
var $html = document.querySelector('html');
var $body = document.querySelector('body');
var arr = ['我老尹从不打王者荣耀', '这简直了', '你很棒棒哦', '哎呀,他妈简直了', '等一下哦,我打个电话问问北京市市长,帮你问问', '哎呀,真是..', '哎,这不是小野吗?', '那也行', '不行我想给你打个一百万'];
var colorArr = ['#EACF02', '#EACF02', '#f17c67', '#f17c67', '#f17c67', '#8F1D78', '#56A36C', '#2E68AA','#FFCC33','#FF6633','#FF3366','#33CCFF','#FF33CC','#660066','#663300','#330066','#000066','#660033'];
$html.addEventListener('click', function (e) {
var $el = document.createElement('b');
$el.style.position = 'absolute';
var x = e.pageX;
var y = e.pageY;
var index = Math.random() * arr.length | 0;
$el.style.top = (y - 20) + 'px';
$el.style.left = (x - 20) + 'px';
$el.style.zIndex = 10;
$el.style.fontSize = (Math.random()*(26-18)+18 | 0)+'px';
$el.style.cursor = 'default';
$el.innerText = arr[index];
$el.style.color = colorArr[(Math.random() * colorArr.length | 0)];
$body.appendChild($el);
var anim;
var increase = 0;
// setTimeout(function () {
anim = setInterval(function () {
if (++increase === 150) {
clearInterval(anim);
$body.removeChild($el);
}
$el.style.top = y - 20 - increase + "px";
$el.style.opacity = (150 - increase) / 120;
}, 5);
// }, 70);
$body.appendChild($el);
});