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Replaces text (mostly) according to http://xkcd.com/1288/
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// ==UserScript==
// @name XKCD Text Replacer
// @version 1.0
// @description Replaces text (mostly) according to http://xkcd.com/1288/
// @match http://*/*
// @require http://code.jquery.com/jquery-latest.js
// @namespace http://greasyfork.icu/users/1858
// ==/UserScript==
GM_addStyle(".xkcd_replaced:hover { text-decoration:underline; }");
var array = {
"witnesses": "dudes I know",
"allegedly": "kinda probably",
"new study": "Tumblr post",
"rebuild": "avenge",
"space": "spaaace",
"Google Glass": "Virtual Boy",
"smartphone": "Pokédex",
"electric": "atomic",
"senator": "elf-lord",
"car": "cat",
"election": "eating contest",
"congressional leaders": "river spirits",
"Homeland Security": "Homestar Runner",
"could not be reached for comment": "is guilty and everyone knows it"
};
$(function(){
$("body")
.find("*")
.contents()
.filter(function() {
return this.nodeType === 3; //Node.TEXT_NODE
})
.each(function(){
var text = $(this).text();
for (var val in array){
text = text.replace(new RegExp("\\b" + val + "\\b", "gi"), "<span class='xkcd_replaced' title='" + val + "'>" + array[val] + "</span>");
}
$(this).replaceWith(text);
});
});